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Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))
Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!
by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019
mugGet the Minty bitchmug.

Minty!

Minty! Is Blackcloudz_moons Nickname!
Hey Minty! Can you send me blackmail of that one rp-
by Minty! June 26, 2022
mugGet the Minty!mug.

Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011
mugGet the Mintymug.

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes
by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023
mugGet the Minty Where’s Waldomug.

Minty 68

A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.
Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.
by Sierra5 October 12, 2023
mugGet the Minty 68mug.

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.
I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it
by Candy Time August 16, 2010
mugGet the Cold Mintiemug.

minty titty

Smearing tooth paste on the nipples to create a euphoric high. Also known as "paste-ing."
Jenny was so messed up from her minty titty.
by Quinston P. L. October 17, 2012
mugGet the minty tittymug.

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