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Fresh'n Minty

Before receiving oral sex masturbate with toothpaste so that way you will have a minty fresh feeling down there all day and the person giving oral will really appreciate it.
Malik: "Hey do you have any toothpaste?"

Brody: "Yeah. Why?"

Malik: "I gotta get fresh'n minty for this date."

Brody: "Gimme my toothpaste dude, you're soo geyyyy."
by maczofri01 January 24, 2011
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sexily minty

Having nice minty breath to try and attract someone.
You're breath smells sexily minty today
by Gregors data January 3, 2017
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Pulling a Minty

"Pulling a Minty" refers to any and all mistakes from an individual. As an apology for the mistake, the individual leaves behind a mint to refresh the situation.
Pulling a Minty:

Joe: What's with this mint?
Doug: Oh yeah, Bob pulled a minty.
by poposu April 1, 2011
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Chewed minty

A name given to an extremely ugly girl, particularly regarding her face.
by Alana123 July 15, 2010
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The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
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Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".
Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language
by Tunntsd March 9, 2019
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Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was
Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.
by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020
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