Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

by The Footlong .. and then some January 24, 2016

The Mid Laroi

A teenage white boy who makes "music". Constantly yelling and sounding so angry in his songs. Perhaps he should take a hiatus from his music career and consult an anger management specialist. Like god damn i can't listen to five seconds of his songs without him being all like " 🤬 AAAHHH" or like "😫 OHH BABYYYY". Guy seriously should just take a couple deep breaths and then maybe his music wouldn't sound like complete shit.

Emily : OMG I LOVE THE MID LAROI !!!!!!!!!

Grace : OMG SAME GIRL SAME! HIS NEW SONG IS LIKE, SOOOO GOOD!!!

Hannah : OMG STOP! I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO HIS ENTIRE NEW ALBUM!

Dave : Who the hell is The Mid Laroi ??

Joseph : Kids these days. I'm telling you Dave - Don't ever get married.

Peter : My wife's boyfriend bought me a new xbox one controller today! He's the best!! :D

Dave and Joseph : 👁👄👁

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe June 16, 2023

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed Is they type of weed “that does not” get you high

Dat nigga Keith, Be smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 05, 2022

check mid

A csgo term for checking a place between b plant site and CT spawn.

T: Check mid!
T: Ok, mid clear!

by Magic_Nigga November 23, 2016

Mid-Ass

1. Half way between your ass and the floor.

2. Between your ass and the panty line.

Ow! I slid off the couch and it caught me mid-ass!

by kaphwan239 June 12, 2010

Mid fat

A person who is a size 20-24 and might be able to fit into some mainstream plus size clothings.

Tiffany: omg! I love that shirt! Where did you get it?
Andrea: thank you! It’s from torrid
Tiffany: perfect! It’s so hard to find mid fat clothing.

by Anabanana425 July 01, 2021

mid sex

(Usually heterosexual) sex, after which the female party rates it a 3 out of 10 and the male rates it a 7 out of 10. The average rating is a 5, so it’s mid sex.

This also applies to any instance of intercourse with the average rating of 5.

When she sees a “Saturday’s are for the boys” flag in his room, she knows she’s about to have extremely mid sex.

by mistakex10 July 22, 2021