metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

Metrosexual

fake fags

guy1: is that dude gay?
guy2: nah, he's just metro.

by tamaderb November 10, 2003

Metrosexual

A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.

by Sarah May 27, 2004

Metrosexual

Being gay on the subway.

You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.

by CNL-x2 December 17, 2008

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

metrosexual

-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.

John is such a metrosexual! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs!

by r00t3d October 4, 2004

Metrosexual

A metrosexual can only be a man-lover; Metrosexuals are women or men who are sexually attracted to Metro Man from Megamind.

The metrosexual Hillary Clinton prowls the streets for her desire, Metro Man.

by Kalinkax3 September 13, 2019