Yes, the Mercedes Maybach G-650 is better than whatever irrelevant car the peasant with the afro choose
by Andrea the Supreme Chronist June 12, 2018

by the random. December 1, 2021

The big Mercedes SUV designed for the American market, the GL/GLS is one of the most popular cars among rich white moms. These gargantuan Benzes are even larger than Range Rovers and match the mammoth proportions of a Cadillac Escalade. Like the Lexus RX, Range Rover, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi A4, these things are everywhere in predominantly white wealthy suburbs, shuttling kids to lacrosse and lugging around Nordstrom bags and Restoration Hardware furniture in the trunk.
The Mercedes-Benz GL/S is Daimler's Range Rover.
by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.
by jaycxle. June 13, 2023

A reliable and cheap car manufactured by Mercedes-Benz and is the type of car a Karen drives. It probably has bumper stickers on the back that says either "Baby on board" or "Vaccines are bad". Try to get far away from that car because you will risk getting sued by the driver who probably is named Karen. If you follow this car, you will probably end up on a soccer field with lots of kids and lots of other Karens.
"Why are there so many 2015 Mercedes-Benz GLK-350s in this parking lot at this soccer field?"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
"Well it's because Karens drive them and they all need to get their children to soccer practice"
by Dinousrname February 9, 2020

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
by King_Nick November 23, 2021
