Malynda

A woman who is beautiful, sensitive and rides the "D" like no one else...

She came over and gave me the "Malynda" of my life....

by Jesse Pimp August 1, 2011

Matin

Matin is the light of everyone’s life. He is the most kind, funny, loving, thoughtful, intelligent, adventurous, charismatic man out there. He is the sexiest man alive, seriously be prepared to be perpetually wEt. he is the one you want to take on all of your adventures and tell all of your jokes to and generally spend your life with. He is someone you can have 6 hour phone calls with in the middle of the night that make you feel like the world is a magical place, which is kind of true because he makes it one. He’s the kind of person who songs and poems should be written about. He is attractive as hell, a mesmerizing specimen he is. Has a racoon fetish, and a slight foot fetish that is only endearing and hot.

“oh my god im so wet” “ahh that must be bc matin is walking by”

by urfavracoon August 7, 2021

Jordan Matya

A multi-talented person from Illinois. He is an up-and-coming star. Matya is a great athlete. He is funny, smart, and very good-looking!

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! Jordan Matya winked at me in the hall today!!

Girl 2: No way!!

by Sexy Mama 242 December 7, 2006

Martyna

Most beautiful woman in this world. She is also the coolness in person and everybody wants to know her. She helps everyone even animals if no one do. And she is so lovely. Everyone just loves her because she is so different than others.

Dude you know Martyna?
- Of course I do! I adore her.

by Beauty's psychologist January 1, 2017

Martyna

Lover of Corentin and thirty other guys. Loser. The Little Gremlin. Pancakes lover. If you hurt her she will sell your organs on dark web for high price. She's fae.

- Martyna, who is hot as hell?
- Damon fucking Salvatore!!!

by Ilovehardinscott November 14, 2019

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.

Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.

by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

matyas

a creature usually seen sporting a faux-hawk, pauly-d nikes, and a hint of swag. they appear in many places across america, due to their inability to stop reproducing.

A: dude whats on that guys head?
B: i dont know... i think its a mini mohawk or something.
A: the guy's walking around with a little strut.
B: so matyas.

by 2betwo September 22, 2010