Mattina

Also commonly referred to as "Anittam" (Āh-ni-tām), those very rare people of the world named Mattina, are special humans capable of possessing incomparable feelings of empathy and compassion. So long as all seven letters are never reduced to only four, this should be easy to see. Although this unrivaled understanding of others can feel like a double-edged sword when taken advantage of as it often is, the perpetual rejuvenation of such an uplifting emotional reservoir is the single greatest source of human happiness to touch this Earth. Tragically, most Mattinas will never experience the true extent of what an impact they can have on others because it is of such a nature that one must be in an open mindset to fully absorb these upheavals to their emotional foundation. Akin to requiring a reboot for computers to finalize updates, asleep is when most experience the actual soul shift. The consequences of this nocturnal phenomenon are heart warming but vary widely in degree. Mattina's blessings to the world are usually shared, after some time, with others who are as equally unprepared to receive them as was the one who relayed them in finding the tables turned. Passed on with a sense of blind benefaction from one to another like a charge for drive-thru coffee, after passing through countless hands and hearts, this anthropological anti-virus eventually finds a resting place, as all beautiful things do. Make sure it isn't with you<3

At the symposium, Mattina spoke few words, yet touched many hearts.

by GreenEggs55 February 20, 2023

Mathing

The action of doing math, typically used when joking

“Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”

by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection by pumping blood into their penis via using their mind. This is reference when somebody is "full mast".
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could make my penis stand upright.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015