cum covered marauder

A cum covered marauder is a person who just wants everyone to give it to them and just cum all over them

Dude my girlfriend is a cum covered marauder she just wants to get cum all over her

by Number One Velcuz Fan March 27, 2022

matabachas

Mexican slang - "roach clip"

"Usa la matabachas o te quemas."

Use the roach clip or you'll burn yourself.

by matabachas March 26, 2009

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

malauach

Nickname for a Vagina.
Given by, The Dictator!

„You touch your own malauach?!”

by Mattpurrp May 20, 2019

Mataan

Mataan means the sexiest cunt around he always gets the girls because of his hair

I wanna date mataan so
Bad

by Python dick September 8, 2019

Bambu Mata

Also known as Bam.
A very cute and adorable Pikachu looking Person. He is a God and a legend and very amazing.

Bambu Mata is a cute Pikachu

by JoniKauf March 22, 2021

Matalan Crew

Mostly teenagers, illiterate 40 some-things and retards who cannot give you correct change. They usually waste time taking extra long breaks in the staff room and stand around talking on the shop floor, or even on the tills, about who fingered who in the stock room earlier that day.

Customer 1: They dont have this in my size
Customer 2: Ask a Matalan Crew member
Customer 1: Excuse me do you have this in a 12?

Crew Member: I'll go check

(2 seconds later)

Crew member: We dont have it
Customer 1: You didn't even check I just saw you
Crew Member: If you're going to be arsey with me I just wont help you

by POPEYE.-) July 7, 2010