masturbate

chances are, you probably already know what masturbate means, and you're just looking it up to find out how to make yourself feel better. so, if you are a guy, wrap your fingers and thumb around your penis, and move it up and down. another way is to wrap your hand around your penis with one hand, while creating a "lip" shape with the other. usually this is done by putting your index and thumb finger together. now, the "lip" hand is on top of the penis, while the other hand is underneath. now, slide your hands up and down.

for girls, start by putting your finger (usually index or middle) half-way into your vagina. then move it around in circles. this will get your blood pumping. then, go further in, and start moving your finger in and out of your vagina. now, add a 2nd or 3rd finger, and thrust them into your vagina. when they are inside, jerk your fingers up and down, rather than in and out.

you can also fold a pillow in half, and hump away. it feels better if you put a can, or something hard in the pillow. you can also try this. put your heel under your ass, and into where you vagina is. rub away.

oh i love to masturbate when no one is home.

by i have lots of fun February 9, 2008

masturbation

a normal way of relieving horniness. it actually is healthy and its better than going aroung getting pregnant lyk a hoe.

masturbation is normal. only prudes are agianst it. just dont do it in public.....

by jennylovesean April 26, 2006

masturbation

a simple form of "stress-release"

Jake: "Dude, there is too much homework here man; too much stress for me."
Dude: "Try masturbation, it's stress release"
Jake: "Yeah, thats right. Hey man, I'm going to need pictures of your sister then."
Dude: "Oh yeah sure."

by indigotenta November 9, 2007

masturbation

Manual stimulation of one's own genitals for pleasure, usually but not always to the point of orgasm. While views on the subject differ greatly among various groups, it is generally viewed as an activity whose primary purpose and effect is self-gratification; hence the term (or its synonyms, particularly 'wanking') is commonly used as a pejorative metaphor for other activities that are viewed by the speaker as accomplishing nothing besides self-gratification, such as self-aggrandizing internet trolling or focusing one's study on certain poorly defined subjects or doctrines, particularly in the Humanities.

"Post-modernism is intellectual masturbation, plain and simple!"
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)

by Azkyroth January 10, 2008

masturbate

MEN: to slowly (or quickly) rub your penis until white stuff appears. Feels really good.

WOMEN: to rub your vagina or clitoris.
You can use dildos and vibrators, too.
Takes longer than men

Do it in private, please!

by wakalakalover45 March 28, 2005

masturbate

In the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Charlie describes it quite clearly.

"Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older then me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!"

see? it tells you how to masturbate.

by me, because i am obsessed with books. May 31, 2006

Masturbation

sexual stimulation of especially one's own genital organs by bodily contact apart from sexual intercourse and usually by use of the hand

Bob could never get any "real" sex so he decided that he was going to masturbate instead.

by i r sexy December 28, 2005