Masterwaiting

when you trying to jack off but things keep bothering you causing you to have to cover up and start again.

"dude are you done yet" "ya finally my phone kept ringing i was masterwaiting for a while there"

by misticman March 3, 2011

chicken masturbating

Chickens playing with themselves in an innappropriet manner at a chicken motel 6 or behind a hay stack

Wow! I was walking down the street and then i saw a chicken masturbating.

by Jacobthechickenman August 25, 2006

masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.

i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.

by mirror butt March 7, 2016

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness

Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true

by Double D123 May 27, 2008

Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

by patmyballs July 10, 2009

masturbating to stay warm

An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.

Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.

Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.

Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*

Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.

by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017