mask and wig

A club of silly little Penn students who put on musical comedy shows and somehow have their own theatre in downtown Philadelphia. The buy troupe is comprised of four sections: cast, band, crew, and biz. The club is so ahead of its time that it began accepting non-men in 2022, only 134 years after its founding!
Student 1: Hey are you going to the Mask and Wig show tonite?
Student 2: Ya, it's at 310 Quince St.

Student 1: Poggers.

Student: Dad, I think I'm gonna join Mask and Wig!
Dad: Isn't that a lot of work?
Student: I'll just apply to Biz.
by tampaxpearla November 14, 2022
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meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.
i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.
by meathead April 22, 2005
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McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.
Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019
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Bologna Mask

the act of stretching the nut sack over the face.
After she fell asleep I bologna masked dat bitch!
by Stefanjayjohnson March 3, 2009
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Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.
She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.
by CKFun February 11, 2004
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grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.
"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"
by kellio November 3, 2004
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grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth
"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."
by Old man withers September 3, 2005
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