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La Marque High School

La Marque High School is the worst high school in southern Texas located in the deplorable city of La Marque or “Da L” . They are illiterate, broke and nasty. The La Marque Cougars can’t win a game to save their lives because they can’t pass a 3rd grade test to keep their school district alive. La Marque constantly attempts to compete with Ball High one of the best schools, to no avail. La Marque is known for having rodents falling from the ceiling an abundance of roaches, and not to mention the black mold that got them condemned in 2011. A whopping 67 percent of their student have contracted an std and some point in their lives last year lanarque only saw 11 senior graduates and only 2 when to an actual college
Student :Aye cuz I go to da La Marque high School cuz we da livst Eva ya herd
by BHSTUFFY November 4, 2018
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marquies

Blackest man who ever existed. Next In line to be alpha black. Grew up in Africa but moved to Compton when he was 4 years old when his water hole got tainted. After a few years, 9 year old MarQuies moved to Detroit for another 3 years. Then he moved to Canada to continue being black. He has recently bought Jordan's and eats a lot of chicken. He is next in line to be the alpha black and is jacked. MarQuies still suffers PTSD from his past, but is slowly getting better with it.
Wow I wish I was as black as MarQuies, he is so cool
by MarQuies June 28, 2016
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marquishia

A very sexy lady, that you can take home to mother. A highly interesting & intelligent female specimen. Something to be desired. The hottest nurse you'll ever have. African ninja warrior.
Halle Berryish
see definition for "keisha"
marquishia is the hottest woman i'll never have.
"African ninja warrior, with her heart so cold. MARQUISHIA!"
by helllo nurse! February 4, 2010
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Black Marquee Boosts

Black Marquee Boosts are basketball shoes made by Adidas or the Slav Adidas equivalent of Black Airforce Ones as I saw 4 Russian gangsters in an alleyway wear these, But damn do they look fucking good.
Person 1: Man I saw that fucking Slav over there and called him a vodka loving crackhead come walk up right at me with some Black Marquee Boosts and he had jacked muscles bro I was scared shitless so I ran away.
Person 2: why the fuck did you provoke that bitch do you want a deathwish he will Russian round-house kick your head so hard that your skull will shatter.
by rusboynaine December 25, 2019
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Marquis of Queensbury

Fair stand up boxing rules which only allow punches to be thrown with boxing-style regulations. This is most commonly seen in your typical boxing match.
I will fight using Marquis of Queensbury rules.
by Keeganman July 4, 2006
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Marquez (MAR-KEZZ)

1.A self-operating machine or mechanism, especially a robot.

2.One that behaves or responds in a mechanical way.

3.A futuristic android equipped with quick disconnect hubs and wireless satellite capabilities. Large square shaped head allows for maximum connection to access random useless information at the drop of a dime. Over time without connection and bi-lightyear services the skin begins to hang and sag from the body.
"My Marquez (MAR-KEZZ) is acting wack today he keeps walking in circles, he must not be getting a connection here."
by AirborneSoldier14 August 18, 2009
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Marquis

An adorable fun loving boy who has a great attractive personality everyone loves especially the ladies. He is funny and very athletic but basketball is and forever will be his main sport. Family and friends are very important to him and he will always stand up for them. Not to mention he's the best boyfriend a girl could ever have which is a shame because he is usually single. This is just an all around amazing person.
Sarah: hey did you catch the game last night
Brianna: of course my bae was playing

Sarah: you need to make a move on Marquis you guys are perfect for each other
Brianna: I know that's why I'm asking him to the dance this weekend

Sarah: Yass you better hurry before he ends up with Loretta

Brianna: I'll never let that happen
by The Ultimate Ninja November 1, 2016
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