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Manstitute

An adjective for a man who has multiple sexual partners regardless if he's in a committed relationship or not. This person usually has low self-esteem and is over compensating for their small dick. They have no concern sticking their small dick into any pussy that they can and are fueled by obtaining multiple partners sometimes per day but quite often per week. It is possible the manstitute has a mental defect or disease causing them to act out in this manner. The major difference between a prostitute and a manstitute is that unlike the manstitute the prostitute is at least getting paid, while the manstitute is just showing how much of a low-life he is.
"Homer, did you fuck someone else again...you're a Manstitute"
by Monett August 2, 2013
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manstriss

A married homosexual man with a male partner on the side.
Joe: Are you going straight home after work?

Casey: No, I'm going to my manstriss' house instead.
by Rodg2002 September 18, 2014
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manstrucycle

Why is Donny so upset.
He's in his manstrucycle
by THCME November 6, 2015
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Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.
Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning
by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017
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manstupid

MANSTUPID: When a man is being completely oblivious to the fact that he is doing something hurtful and/or insensitive to his significant other. He is not thinking how it would make HIM feel if the same thing were done to him in reverse. He has no idea that he should give his significant other the same respect that he would surely expect for himself by correcting the situation and acknowledging the painfully obvious double standard.
Joe has been secretly communicating with his ex the entire time he has been with his new girlfriend and is being so incredibly manstupid by not realizing this is wrong and hurtful.
by anonymous January 28, 2018
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manstake

My biggest manstake was telling her she didn't need a boob job BEFORE I'd seen her boobs!
by Elios26400 May 17, 2018
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Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.
"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".
by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019
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