An individual who has gained many unattractive attributes because of working in the mall.
i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
Liz: Holy shit did you see that?
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
by sulliwully86 January 27, 2009
Get the Malloyee mug.by Cabob December 25, 2019
Get the Mallory mug.Related Words
Malloree • Mallorey • Mallore • Malloreigh • mallory • Mallcore • mallorie • mallone • Mallori • mallorysrangerover
by deathdude077 September 19, 2018
Get the MALLORY'S mug.A bad person. Someone who most likely backstabs her friends. A major cause of drama. probably wonders why she doesn't have many true friends. Trifling. Someone who would get wasted and try drugs any chance they get. Hangs over all the guys she sees. Usually Blonde. Atheletic and likes athletic guys. Changed dramatically over a short period. Definitely not a good person as everyone assumes her to be.
by 1800youwish March 15, 2010
Get the Mallarey mug.Tom:"Dude I just ate some tacos and took a massive Mallory"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
Steven:"NO WAY"
Tom:"Yeah it was so massive it was like a bridge from Russia to Alaska"
by NateTheGreat118 February 12, 2013
Get the Mallory mug.a grass fairy from argonaut
by pat_trap March 2, 2008
Get the mallory mug.System of a down is NOT mall core. Korn's early stuff was NOT mallcore. Flyleaf IS mall core. Nirvana IS mall core.
by Attrition M1 September 30, 2009
Get the Mallcore mug.