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Malachi

Friend: Hey wanna come over
Friend2:Okay, but can Malachi come too
Friend: You’re uninvited
by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022
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Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.
girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-
by UrL0ver November 26, 2022
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Malachi

he can be rude sometimes he can be INSANELY SUS he flipped me and my friends off once if my friend wouldn’t have stopped me I woulda gave him a swirly TRAPPED ME IN A BATHROOM AND PRETEND HE WAS GONNA FUCK ME
boy- Malachi is so WERID BRO
Boy2- FACTS
by Wylian January 9, 2022
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malachi gross

ayo you seen malachi gross? that's one secy guy
by rusheekbad December 27, 2020
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Malachi

Malachi is a loveable typa guy. He knows how to make a girl smile and sure as hell has a big dick. He knows how to give a girl a good ass time and if your lucky, you can be his. Malachi's have a short attention span, but if your able to catch his attention, you have a chance with him. Malachi has beautiful brown eyes and his smile melts girls. All girls around him fall in love real quick. Malachi is a very humorous and adventurous guy. He "loves" experimenting. Malachi can also be very confident, so be careful with which topics y'all come across, or he'll leave you in the dust. Malachi overall tho, is a 10/10. 100 percent boyfriend material.
If I were you, I would choose Malachi as your best choice, hes perfect.
by yummy :) February 5, 2021
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Malachi is stubborn , but the sweetest and most sexy guy you'll ever meet. pog. gaming.
Hey Malachi, quit being an uncle Matt
by healthyoat March 12, 2021
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Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
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