Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).

You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.

by |Artemis| June 5, 2022

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012

merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.

Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?

by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020

maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

Silverback Maiden

A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back

I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back

by Anait April 26, 2006