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moron magnet

I photographed the morons entering the giant moron magnet to see exhibits of people in biblical times riding dinosaurs wearing saddles. They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!
by El Duderino Supremo April 29, 2008
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troll magnet

Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”

Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
by chuffermonkey April 26, 2008
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Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.
I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.
by Saharox February 27, 2010
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Fist magnet

by jeska September 7, 2003
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pussy magnet

Any sensory stimulus that attracts a pussycat.
Whenever she hears the sound of the can-opener opening a can, our pussycat comes running to the kitchen. Yes, it's a real pussy magnet!
by Mr. Grey Crow March 10, 2017
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assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.
Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life
by Some Dude August 27, 2004
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gay magnet

A person who attracts a lot of homosexuals and/or gets hit on by a lot of homosexuals.
Rob is such a gay magnet I can't even take him with me to Los Angeles.
by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008
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