Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014

Maggie Mish

Scottish Slang for ''Pish''

A need a rotten Maggie mish.

by Dylan R748 December 9, 2009

Maggie Moveout

When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.

Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.

Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*

Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?

Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.

Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.

by atleastcallmeback August 6, 2011

magpie bidding

It is the type of bidding, usually for a house, where the first impressions are very good but it's not what you actually want or need. You then knee jerk bid on it before thinking it through. Magpie bidders usually go away and withdraw their bid rapidly after thinking about it in more detail.
"It 'twinkles' I want it, let's bid now!"
Then sometime in the future:
"Don't like it"

It's ok love, don't cry there will be other bidders. They were clearly just Magpie bidding, can't believe they would mess with people's lives like that.

by Hillario July 3, 2016

Magmilficent

Extraordinary hot mother I'd like to fuck!

I would give my left nut to get on that Magmilficent, she is amazing.

by Dogboy72 June 18, 2016

Maggie 7

the common term for a monday/friday breakfast with the fellas

Maggie 7 with the boys?

by youcantkimakimmer February 13, 2018

Maggie

Though I have only known this Maggie for such a short time. I found that you are an incredible girl. Heart of gold, never-ending thoughtfulness of others feelings. Yeah you can be a brat, and lash out but in all honesty you don't mean it. This Maggie will drive you nuts make you want to fight for the love she shares with you, and the feelings you grow with her. Maggie is a nut too and very wild with unpredictable things that she does. Which you will fall for even more if you are not a over-sensitive dope. Show Maggie love and she will show her love even more. She's really sensitive too so don't get mad, loud, or upset she is to nice to deserve that. Just remember that she will put herself last compared to you. Don't let her do that make her know she's first. This goes to my own Maggie I hope she read this and appreciates it. Also, remember to always love her she needs a lot of it.

You: I love you Maggie could I get a Magarita?
Maggie: EW NO?!?!? don't ever call it that. but I love you too.

by Sum high jewish guy October 14, 2018