Machayes

A person, most commonly a redhead, who obsessively flirts with girls yet never has successs. Also, this persons penis is exceptionally out of proportion.

That tall kid, Machayes was all over sophmore chicks but his small penis and pungent odor turned them off.

by thecaper June 10, 2011

macaualy

just a bit of a twat that you cant seem to hate

macaualy, i cant stay mad at you bruh

by caldog March 15, 2015

michaul

Desirable, loving and caring. Speaks his mind not caring who its to. Passionate can show affectionate. Smart, but also won't deal with anyone's drama. Will tell it like it is. Loyal and trustworthy...

Michaul, omg your awesome,funny and smart.

by michaul December 21, 2016

Macha move

A situation that's defined when the person tells us he's going to the passport office but in reality just waking off to creepers.

I.e that's such a macha move, Always ditching in the last moment.

by Ftome12 August 31, 2020

macsauce/macksauce

To inflict harm to someone by means of punching or shooting them.

Yo you wanna get hit with the "macsauce/macksauce". What happened to john? Oh he got hit with the "macsauce/macksauce".

by killa_milla234$ November 2, 2023

Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011

Michaud

French, pronounced "ME-show" n. usually unthoughtful statement/question that often leads to well-deserved ridicule. Generally derived from a lack of common sense. Used as an endearing term when one makes a bluntly obvious mistake

adj, used to describe a question that has a common sense answer

Bob, "Is Minnesota a state?"
Jack, "That's a michaud question"

Teacher, "Open your textbook to page 265"
Student, "What page?"
Other Student, "Don't be a michaud..."

Student, "Why did you write durde(dirty) on my paper?
Teacher, "It says divide?"
Student, "Sorry, I'm a michaud"

Text from Ted: 2:00P.M. "what are you doing tonight?"
Text from Kaitlyn: 6:00P.M. "sorry, I was busy all afternoon, what did you have in mind?"
Text from Ted: 6:01P.M. "what?"
Text from Kaitlyn: 6:02P.M. "You're being a michaud"

Fred: "Wanna go to the movies:
Ralph: "Sorry, i cant im going to dinner with my family"
Fred 2 hours later: "what are you doing tonight?"
Ralph: "That's a michaud question"

by Leg11t Dazzle March 7, 2011