michaelaftonhugs

michaelaftonhugs iz the bezt artizt and tik toker i've ever zeen

"i have a crush on michaelaftonhugs"
"nah zhez zimping for michael"

by jeremysantena May 13, 2022

Michaelafton_officia1

Cool tiktoker which makes AMAZING fnaf videos

Hey I'm mutuals with Michaelafton_officia1 , definitely the best.
No way!

by Ricekrispiesindatwhiskey May 25, 2022

michaelafton.offical.rp

A person that everyone thinks they are just funny but they are not feeling we’ll prob fucking dying

Person: hey did you hear about michaelafton.offical.rp?

Person 2: yeah they are so hilarious!

by Bunzo_felix_irl June 4, 2022

Machalanity

The Attribute of having no stress at all.

He doesn't stress me, his machalanity is why I love him.

by Oxford_015 July 26, 2022

Michaela

the most gorgeous, smart, amazing, intelligent, unique, caring, optimistic being to ever exist.

everyone needs a michaela in their life.

by miki<3 April 20, 2023

Michaelangeloism

A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.

Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.

When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Machalany

The Machalany tribe originates from the current State of Lebanon. The term utilized as a verb indicates a vicious tendency to immediately judge a woman based on a scale of 1 or 0. If a woman is judged to be a 1 then a Machalany will insert his cock into her rear until he hears the sound of his balls slapping against her ass. If a woman is judged to be a 0 then a Machalany will pass her to the Murtagh Clan.

Sam machalanyed Iman, much to Brian's disappointment.

by Fishon September 28, 2024