Macaroni

An old 1700s word for lavish or "drip".

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony,
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni.

by bullipopigan December 14, 2024

macaroni cereal

Macaroni cereal is a very tasty dinner. It is made from Annie’s box white cheddar mac and cheese and is in a bowl of milk for you to enjoy. It is scrumptious, and is a perfect snack. ONLY PARKLES CAN MAKE THIS SO BACK OFF!

Bruhther, i’m dying for some macaroni cereal right now.

by ParkleSquad2 November 30, 2019

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Holy Macaroni

Phrase often used to convey surprise and/or astonishment; to be used in place of swearing.

"Holy macaroni!" Jake screamed.
"It's just a beaver Jake," said Abby.

by :Danimal November 13, 2022

macaroni mcfanny

a little bitch who overuses the word bubba

person 1: do you like macaroni mcfanny?
person 2: no.

by earnibble August 27, 2021