mushroom tip cleaner 

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

mushroom tip cleaner by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Mushroom Suit 

noun, Slang for condom

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

Mushroom Suit by PockyGT November 4, 2008

Mushroom God 

The God of all Mushrooms. The Mushroom God must be a complete and utter asshole when heir to the throne. Hair/head must be shaped like a mushroom. The Mushroom God must be named Dustin or Conner.

Wow he's a real Mushroom God!

Mushroom God by Your mother1303 January 25, 2017

mushroom cape 

the foreskin of an un-circumsized penis, which covers what would otherwise be a mushroom-shaped tip.

Adam and Tim are circumsized. Sam, however, still has his mushroom cape.

mushroom cape by Nyrat January 7, 2006

mushroom stamp 

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

mushroom stamp by Dakota w. June 26, 2008

Mushroom Stamp 

To slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your cock

The bitch was pissing me off, so i Mushroom Stamped her.

Mushroom Stamp by Lady Tiger January 7, 2003

mushroom kiss 

When a guy jabs his sceptre of pleasure into someone's face.

Please Notice that this is slightly different from the "Fadunk". The Fadunk is more of a Dong slashing/swinging motion, whereas the "Mushroom Kiss" is more of a wang stabbing motion.

Pepito gave Turbowiqua a mushroom kiss after she passed out from eating too many crayons.

8==============================> :)

mushroom kiss by Cleadus April 28, 2005