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When a guy jabs his sceptre of pleasure into someone's face.

Please Notice that this is slightly different from the "Fadunk". The Fadunk is more of a Dong slashing/swinging motion, whereas the "Mushroom Kiss" is more of a wang stabbing motion.
Pepito gave Turbowiqua a mushroom kiss after she passed out from eating too many crayons.

8==============================> :)
by Cleadus April 28, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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