milf

Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck

A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.

- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...

by fanimej April 5, 2008

Milf

Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.

Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit.
Elliots friend: give me a bj.
Milf: Ok.
Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by Kettering September 29, 2008

milf

Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.

Tom: Wow, your mom is hot!
Jack: What?
Tom: She's milf!

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

MILF

Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.

If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF

If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.

Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.

by Alphonze May 31, 2011

MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.

"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"

by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005

milf

Mom I Love Forever! Non sexual definition.

My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day

by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008

Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011