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Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
mugGet the Helmet [Hel-mit]mug.

Mit

-An individual who is particulary silly and/or friendly in nature
-A very cool individual that I met online
god dammit Mit I'm not that silly you are
you're such a Mit
by Omega_protogen February 14, 2024
mugGet the Mitmug.

Mits

When the majority of the female breast tissue, is composed of muscle.
Your mits look mighty fine in that sports bra.
by Rockhugger January 27, 2015
mugGet the Mitsmug.

Mit

To say that somebody is so intelligent.reference of the M.I.T( massachusetts institute of technology)
Ex: hey Man , you're so mit!
by FABthegreatone March 29, 2017
mugGet the Mitmug.

Mits

"Look at the mits on that poor bastard! He needs to lay off the fast food!"
by mxer387 November 11, 2018
mugGet the Mitsmug.

Mit

Somebody who's crushing hard on you, most-likely somebody you don't feel mutual feelings for. They're somebody that wants you but you don't want them back.
Person 1: Girrrrllll, you got all them mits.
Person 2: Mmm, if only i liked em back?🙄🖕🏼
mugGet the Mitmug.

the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
mugGet the the oven mitmug.

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