Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)

I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩

by Bigboypants March 11, 2021

Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'

"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

by iLoveMikeForever1993 May 9, 2021

MikeSplained

When the ever-amiable Mike steps in with a dash of charm and a dollop of reason to elegantly challenge the world of conspiracy-laden fallacy.

The flerfs got MikeSplained and it didn't hurt a bit.

by MikeSplained August 3, 2023

Cock Miles

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.

1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face

by rupDawg September 23, 2010

mouse miles

The distance traveled by the mouse during an intensive working day, or by means of social surfing. Notably when operating a dual or multi screen desktop environment and not making use of shortcuts.

'My wrist is so achy, I'm doing so many mouse miles'

by its_our_future October 20, 2012

jeremy miles ferguson

Jeremy Miles Ferguson; better known as jinxx. Rhythm guitarist of Black Veil Brides (and sometimes voilin)
Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)

Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...

by my chemical definitions July 12, 2014

cariad miles

Sexy, 50% sweet heart -50% savage asf , and a savage

"Ohh I wish I was a cariad miles , she is sexy and savage "

by Savagesweethearts February 6, 2017