Milwaukee Mud Flap

When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.

This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.

by S.E.McD February 17, 2009

Milwaukee Milkshake

1. When a guy is fucking a girl (or dude if that's your thing) doggy style and throws up on her back.

2. When getting head, cumming and puking on your partner's face at the same time and making them lick it all up.

Suzanne enjoyed a nice Milkwaukee Milkshake after tea.

by Fucknuts McGee November 5, 2004

Milwaukee Milkshake

Breastfeeding your child while taking a shit

My husband called me while I was having a Milwaukee milkshake, I told him to wait

by Fugef May 9, 2022

Milwaukee cheese dumpling

the act of squirting easy cheese into a rectum or vagina and then sucking out the creamy cheese mixture. As a courtesy to one's partner, a lactaid may be inserted as a suppository prior to the event to protect lactose-intolerant mates.

"No thanks, I can't make it to dinner, I'm stuffed! I hung out with Ryan earlier and had a Milwaukee cheese dumpling and it hasn't settled too well. He forgot to use a lactaid first, he told me it was soy, that bastard."

by Rich Enrico Kunesh January 20, 2009

Milwaukee Red Cup

Typically a girl from Milwaukee but can be any girl. The girl proceeds to be eaten out by a guy, but she lays flat on her back and her legs are propped up like you would prop open a car hood. She then lubes her vaginal cavity and the outer rim with Reddi-whip or Crisco or anything white for that matter. She then instantaneously has her period all over the above said lube and the guy about to eat her out fills a red cup, like the ones seen at gay parlors,with the the substance. He then saves it for a rainy afternoon when he has nothing better to do but watch Sleepless In Seattle and listen to Chicago records that he stole from his ex girlfriend.

Man, Last night me and this skanky smelling fat ass bitch from Milwaukee made the meanest Milwaukee Red Cup evveerrrrr. I cant wait to drink it later!

by I-sack_1200 July 7, 2011

milwaukee sandwich

you and your partner wrap your faces in saran wrap, poke holes for your mouths, and proceed to take turns shitting into the opening.
note: if you want to get real classy, you can fashion some hats out of the leftover saran wrap!

ya.. we didnt cheese for the burgers.. so we plowed down a few milwaukee sandwiches instead.

by Bangin Vic September 20, 2008

Milwaukee Milkshake

When your female sexual partner is menstruating (with consent). you collect her mensuration discharge in a cup, containment vessel or condom then mix in as many cum loads as you can muster. Presto you have yourself a Milwaukee Milkshake,Perfect to wash down a hearty meal.

"Hey babe, that Milwaukee milkshake we made the other night do you think it'll still be good? It's been in the fridge..."

by Mclovem December 11, 2017