metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.
Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.
by sukebe November 19, 2006
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guy1: is that dude gay?
guy2: nah, he's just metro.
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A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.
by Sarah May 27, 2004
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You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.
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To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system
Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.
by black flag May 30, 2004
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-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.
John is such a metrosexual! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs!
by r00t3d October 04, 2004
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People who can only get aroused while riding on an underground electric railways. Actually, more common than people think affecting up to 2 percent of the worlds population.
"My boy Ryan is a metrosexual, he can only get it up with a bitch, when he's riding on the subway"
by doctorwhatsup May 24, 2012
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