milf

This term was introduced with the inception of the Eddie James All-Negro All-Stars in 1937. Originally used to refer to the chronic effects of a disasterous flim-flam, it later became used to describe Eddie's wife, Heather, who had slept with most of the band.

It also later got verbed and is used to describe saggy white moms with big asses getting reamed from behind.

"Once you go milf, you can't go back."

"This video shows your mom getting milfed."

by chickunmen March 29, 2007

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008

milf plan

When a girl plans on having children relatively early in life so when they are older she will still be attractive and perceived as the "cool mom."

"Did you hear Lauren wants to have a kid soon?"
"Oh yeah, she's on the milf plan."

by Milflicious July 1, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

MILFable

Term used to describe a fine looking woman, usually in her early to late 30s, who is of an age you'd think is appropriate for her to have children, and therefore seemingly appear as being a MILF , yet she may in fact not have any offspring whatsoever.

In any case, she generally conforms to the stereotypical image and or habits of a MILF, can be seen frequenting with actual MILFs and/or areas with high MILF population density. Therefore, you, as the usual guy that proudly thinks mainly with your own penis and keeping this woman's MILFable status in mind, you would consider it as good deed for you if you knocked her up and promoted her to official MILF status, while ditching her ass as soon as there's any signs of her being pregnant with your kid.

Perv 1:"Dude, did you see that bitch over there? What a MILF!"
Perv 2:"Oh, her? That's Mary Jane Rottencrotch. She doesn't have any kids"
Perv 1:"Shit, for real?!?!? Excellent! That bitch is definitely MILFable then!"
Perv 2:"Indeed"

by pilotperv July 11, 2009

MILF

"Mom Id Like To Fuck"
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.

"Angeleina Joli is a MILF"
"Stacy's Mom is DEFNIATLY a MILF ;)"

by horny guy March 29, 2004

MILF

A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum

A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer

by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008