McDonald’s cold fries 

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

McDonald’s cold fries by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

McDonald's Raise 

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

McDonald's Raise by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

Mcdonald's Special 

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.

Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!

Mcdonald's Special by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023

McDonald's Biggest Fan 

known as mcdonaldsbiggestfan1 on tiktok, he is mcdonald's biggest fan in every way shape and form.

OMG i just met mcdonald's biggest fan!

McDonald's Biggest Fan by coochieman006 April 19, 2023

McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

McDonald’s Money by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

McDonald’s Eater 

1. An innuendo for referring to a person as chubby, fat, or ‘well fed’

2. Someone who eats a lot of McDonald’s and they be enjoying that shit bruh

1. Look at these McDonald’s eaters
2. McDonald’s eaters love eatin they McDonald’s

McDonald’s Eater by Farterboy123 June 23, 2023

McDonald's Grimace Shake 

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

McDonald's Grimace Shake by D3d_Fl0w3r November 7, 2023