Matt 

Matt belongs with Amanda. These two are made for each other.

Hey Matt who do you love? I love amanda

Matt by Hoodlum12 August 5, 2018

Matt 

Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.

Matt has comes to save!
Your pulling a Matt; you're a dick.

Matt by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 14, 2015

Matt 

A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.

Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.

Matt by Andrichael February 20, 2010

Matt 

An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.

I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.

Matt by wallythebeerman February 3, 2010

matt 

lowest form of lif itself

whoa ....look its matt

matt by ian1987dude January 14, 2008

Matt 

A man who is sexy and charming, but a total dick behind closed doors. He will take you on emotional rollercoaster rides and spoil you with gifts and great sex while tearing away any self worth you have for yourself.

Girl 1.) MY boyfriend is such a dick, but he gets me cool stuff and he is so sweet so it's okay.
Girl 2.) You should look out though, because he's just like Matt

Matt by Retarded Seal October 13, 2016

Matt 

Matt .... A great listener who is compassionate and sincere and a reliable friend who is great looking but acts humble about it

Girl: Matt you are so hot
Matt: Nahh
Girl: You make all the guys jealous!

Matt: Well, I know

Matt by The Italian God April 29, 2016