matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

metrosexual male

1- A metrosexual}
2- Metrosexual with the word male after it.
3- Effeminate
4- Effeminacy
5- "Girlie Man"

1- See metrosexual defined
2- The combination of the two words seems to embrace the condition better.
3- See Effeminate
4- See Effeminacy
5- The Governor of California once said it, because he is against it.

by SHP April 19, 2005

metrostation

A band formed of Trace Cyrus, Mason Musso, Blake Healy, and Anthony . Their most known song would probally be "Shake it" and they have many others. Im actually suprised there is no definition for them already

I got the new metrostation cd. It rocks

by xwatevx35 April 7, 2009

Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

metrosexual

1. A man who is not homosexual, but is very comfortable with his exuality, and can comfortably engage in activities that could make them appear homosexual.

2. A man who displays feminine characteristics.

3. A man who is meticulous about hygine and appearance, much like the common connotation for homosexuals, but is not attracted to people of the same gender.

That person is not gay, just metrosexual.

by Nickadee August 1, 2006

Metrosexual

A man that takes care of his body like a woman. For example; laser hair removal treatments, waxings, makeup. Pedicures and manicures. Now not all hetro-metrosexual's have to do all these things together to be labeled as such. Some may only enjoy body lotions and professional massages. Another only paint his toenails. Myself for example; I'm a hetro metrosexual who paints his toenails blue, purple, or any color he wants; he gets brazilian laser treatments, body lotions; also professional massages to relieve body aches and stress; he does not wear make-up that's his own personal line he will not cross. I also get leg waxings. Yet another man may only wear make-up yet do none of the other things, I just mentioned. We are all different all have are own unique tastes in how we feel comfortable in our own skin. And really that's all it's about being comfortable in your own skin; were all different all unique. But we are all 100% attracted to the opposite sex. No bi-curiosity whatsoever!

That guy isn't gay he's hetro metrosexual. I've seen him with his Wife he can't get enough of her. And when a hot looking woman walks by he looks twice! Never seen him look at a man.

by xbox360blue July 24, 2015

Metrosexual

A funny way of saying gay

“Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012