math

The only subject in school which uses more letters than English does.

Teacher: Bob, what does 'gf 'equal in the mathematical equation 'x>ym>0+t/a-g+f=15'?
Bob: .... non existent?

by nyanscout November 7, 2015

math

Mental Abuse To Humans

lets do some maths with the students so there heads hut

by suiteduporiginals December 11, 2015

Math

Something that causes internal and external hate. You will love everything else but dread this one word. The actions that follow with it are horrifying. I apologize for anybody who partakes in this subject in the schooling environment. You're in my prayers...
lol i just failed my coordinate algebra test

me: "I want to kill myself"
someone: "why"
me: "math"

by AddieIsGay<3 November 14, 2018

Math

Math is a very important skill but is also mentally horrible for kids brains because it's so fucking annoying and nobody likes it (Accept Geeks) It's also abuses children and makes them think school is boring, and this can happened to any human.

M-MENTAL
A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

math

A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.

Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!

by Lil Pump 12 December 14, 2018

MATH

MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans

Boy: what does math actually mean?
Boy 2: it's Mental Abuse To Human
Boy: hahaha!
(It's a joke, please don't take it seriously)

by Erika321 August 28, 2018

Math

M=mental
A=abuse
T=to
H=humans
MATH is mental abuse to humans

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I will never do math NEVER!!!

by MoonlightRavenclaw January 22, 2019