The Art of Masking

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.

Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.

by MathPlus November 1, 2021

meat mask

a meat mask is when a man drapes his tubesteak down anothers nose and lays his balls in here eyes.

i gave that filthy tramp a meatmask after she sucked me off.

by meathead April 22, 2005

McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

Bologna Mask

the act of stretching the nut sack over the face.

After she fell asleep I bologna masked dat bitch!

by Stefanjayjohnson March 3, 2009

Mongolian Mask

A heroic feat where a man stretches his scrotum across the breadth of a woman's face.

She blew me in the bath, so my bag was very stretchy. I took the opportunity to lay her down and give her a Mongolian Mask.

by CKFun February 11, 2004

grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.

"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"

by kellio November 3, 2004

grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth

"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."

by Old man withers September 3, 2005