Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

Throat Lotion Dispenser by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

gopher lotion 

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

gopher lotion by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Lip lotion 

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.

My lip lotion cured her chapped lips.

Lip lotion by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015

street lotion 

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.

Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.

street lotion by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016

Lung Lotion 

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.

Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.

Lung Lotion by ITG11 July 7, 2016

Man lotion 

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

Man lotion by hobo ben June 14, 2018

the lotion bandit 

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

the lotion bandit by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019