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Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010
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Loaf Cutter

(n): One who has a mastery of the anus which allows them to "cut off" a poop, before they are finished. Very effective loaf cutters are able to slice a poop many times, in such a way that the finished product appears similar to a busted roll of pennies or a sliced banana.
z: "Don't you think q would wanna come here Pearl Jam?--they're coming on the radio in a couple of seconds."
x: "Yeah, he probably would, but he's on the can now, he said he really needs to poop."
z: "Yeah but he could get out here pretty quickly, he's a Grade A loaf cutter, he could just save the rest for later."
x: "You're thinking of v, aren't you?"
z: "Nah, q."
x: "It's on!! Are we going to get him or not?"
z: "Forget it, I'm probably thinking of v..."
by Motivational Void. February 11, 2010
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fish loaf

A fish loaf is a girl who just lays there during sex. No movement. no sound. Just a fish loaf. You might as well be having sex with a giant loaf of fish because that would be about as exciting as banging a girl who is a "fish loaf". If any girl openly admits to not liking sex very much. There is a good chance she is a fish loaf.
Tom:"I finally got Jenna into bed with me last night and she was so boring"

Ted:"What do you mean?"

Tom:"She just laid there and didn't make a sound!"

Ted:"Oh so she's a FISH LOAF. Haha. That sucks."
by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008
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Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.
Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.
by MandMs05 March 12, 2019
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Ginger Loaf

A large, slothy, red-haired person
That guy he no regular ginger. He's big enough to be a ginger loaf.
by Chopaganda April 29, 2014
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loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.
From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."
by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021
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loaf cover

The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.
Awww, damn, I wanted a sandwich but we're down to just the heel and the loaf cover!
by ttaz4dqm September 26, 2010
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