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Lithuanian

The language spoken in Lithuania, it is one of the 2 surviving Baltic languages. Lithuanian is known for being very hard to learn, with 7 cases, and in some dialects even 9 or more.
-That guy speaks Lithuanian
-How many decades was he learning it?!
by ignasvas July 30, 2017
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Lithuanian Mountain Pie Smash

The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.
Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011
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lither

An anagram for the word Hitler used by any nazis that remain when they need to converse openly, or when around a bunch of jewish people who might take offense to you speaking about Hitler
*next to Jewish person*
Dude 1: So in history class we were learning about lither and the Third Reich.
Dude 2: Cool story bro. Tell it again.
by FPS_EPIC September 9, 2011
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lithopedion

a stone baby, the rare result of a late, spontaneously terminated ectopic pregnancy where the fetus becomes calcified. Thought to be, in large part, due to the body's need to prevent host vs. graft disease and the clinical pathology that GVHD might entail

also, used to describe someone way beneath you, especially when the person is of normal quality but you are the absolute shit
You remember lee ann, that fat bitch that always said she was pregnant? She actually had a lithopedion inside her all those years.

You're all lithopedions compared to me
by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 12, 2007
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Lithuanian

A Northern European language that sounds like if a Latvian got their vocal chords ripped out then got a transplant from a Russian person who was drunk
Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense
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Lithosexual

An individual who sexually identifies as wanting to have sex with the Star Wars character Litho Calrissian.
Weeb: Damn, Litho Calrissian from The Empire Strikes Back is so hot, I want to suck his dick.
Tom: His name is LANDO CALRISSIAN not LITHO you fucking lithosexual idiot!
by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020
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Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.
Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...
by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018
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