A Republican with a bong.
Libertarians think they should be able to do as they please, including ignoring our human responsibility to help each other.
by mistah charley, ph.d. January 3, 2009
Get the libertarian mug.Librarape (noun): The act of receiving unwanted and unwelcomed tasks forcibly placed upon oneself in a library. Regardless of how loud one kicks, screams, yells, cries, blows librarape whistles, or the like-librarape is sure to occur. Victims of librarape are often physically, mentally and emotionally weak for days, even weeks after the incident. Some victims of more serious incidences of librarape often exhibit many symptoms of modern psychological disorders. librarape is especially frequent during finals week.
Victim: Bro, I've been at the library for the past 16 hours. I...I...*stammers*...I...just don't know. I DON'T KNOW MAN!
Friend: You Don't know what?
Victim: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
Friend: Sounds like you got Libraraped!
Victim: I tried slitting my wrists with the books, then strangling myself with the mouse cord, but the pain just wouldnt go away.
Psychologist: I see and how does that make you feel?
Victim: Like I've been *dramatic chipmunk look* LIBRARAPED!
Psychologist: GASP!
Guy 1: So dude, what did you think of that movie, A Beautiful Mind?
Guy 2: I thought it was great. I love how the director incorporated the psychological aspects into the film!
Guy 1: Well this is my theory. I dont think Russell Crowe was crazy. I just think he spent too much time at the library.
Guy 2: Interesting point. He could have simply been severely affected by Librarape.
Guy 1: True Dat!
Friend: You Don't know what?
Victim: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
Friend: Sounds like you got Libraraped!
Victim: I tried slitting my wrists with the books, then strangling myself with the mouse cord, but the pain just wouldnt go away.
Psychologist: I see and how does that make you feel?
Victim: Like I've been *dramatic chipmunk look* LIBRARAPED!
Psychologist: GASP!
Guy 1: So dude, what did you think of that movie, A Beautiful Mind?
Guy 2: I thought it was great. I love how the director incorporated the psychological aspects into the film!
Guy 1: Well this is my theory. I dont think Russell Crowe was crazy. I just think he spent too much time at the library.
Guy 2: Interesting point. He could have simply been severely affected by Librarape.
Guy 1: True Dat!
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A slang that stupid people use when they don't know how to correctly say librarian. Can also commonly be confused with Liberian.
The libarian smelled of old lady perfume and cigarettes.
by FranZ Xavier August 28, 2016
Get the Libarian mug.Bob Barr voted for the Patriot Act, but somehow got addicted to pot and butt sex, so he became a Libertarian so it wouldn't look so bad if someone found out about it.
by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009
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Get the librarians are hiding something mug.A pot-smoking conservative
by AJ89 June 29, 2008
Get the Libertarian mug.Someone who is part of a broad spectrum of political ideology that advocates for less coercion, thinks that the governments power should be limited or abolished, and values consent. Right libertarians believe that a private and free market benefits and progresses society the most out of any other economic system. They also believe that corporations and monopolies are products of the state from mass regulation and taxation. The vast majority of right libertarians are not wealthy millionaires, by the way. The left libertarians believe that the people, should voluntarily own the means of production, whether that means everyone in a society should be part of a worker cooperative or everyone of a society owns the means and end results of production. Markets are not exclusive to capitalism too, look at market socialism. Both sides are actively against government oppression (both oppression against anyone in and out of the country) and corporations and are for liberty and consent. Both sides believe that consent is very valuable, if you consent to something, the government shouldn't be allowed to restrict you from doing it. Both sides also believe in the legalization of all victimless crimes. A victimless crime is a crime that doesn't actually violate anyone's rights or a crime that is actually a consensual action.
Here is what a libertarian is not: a pedophile, an advocate of slavery, a neofeudalist, an authoritarian, a republican/conservative, a democrat/liberal, or a bootlicker.
Here is what a libertarian is not: a pedophile, an advocate of slavery, a neofeudalist, an authoritarian, a republican/conservative, a democrat/liberal, or a bootlicker.
Liberal: Libertarianism is when pedo, neofeudalism, and slavery
Libertarian: Since when are any of those consensual?
Conservatives: But who will murder the civilians in the Middle East?
Libertarians: The endless intervention in the Middle East and the murder of civilians is wrong and should be stopped.
Conservatives: :'(
Right libertarian to left libertarians: YOU'RE NOT A REAL LIBERTARIAN
Left libertarians to right libertarians: NO, YOU ARE NOT THE REAL LIBERTARIAN
Other Libertarians: Can't we just get along??
Capitalists: Markets are exclusive to capitalism!
Market Socialists: No they are not. Market socialism is a type of economy that instead of having privately owned companies, the companies are democratically controlled by the people who work for the company, and because there are individual companies that would compete, there would be markets.
Libertarian: Since when are any of those consensual?
Conservatives: But who will murder the civilians in the Middle East?
Libertarians: The endless intervention in the Middle East and the murder of civilians is wrong and should be stopped.
Conservatives: :'(
Right libertarian to left libertarians: YOU'RE NOT A REAL LIBERTARIAN
Left libertarians to right libertarians: NO, YOU ARE NOT THE REAL LIBERTARIAN
Other Libertarians: Can't we just get along??
Capitalists: Markets are exclusive to capitalism!
Market Socialists: No they are not. Market socialism is a type of economy that instead of having privately owned companies, the companies are democratically controlled by the people who work for the company, and because there are individual companies that would compete, there would be markets.
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