Lankyboi

This lanky ass mfr who's legs are probably as tall as a fucking skyscraper
For some reason they know how to make a pipe bomb, where weed is legalized, and where their mother is 100% of the day

Why did Lankyboi take my shoes?

They're making a soup right now

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

lanky

man with long legs

broooo look that guy's so lanky!!

by j2beqfe January 24, 2023

Lanky

meab.

meab is lanky

by hmmgrug January 24, 2023

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes in barmy stories that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days and of course it’s possible for an inaminate object to move against the tide.

Lanky yokel: it doesn’t mattet if a crime has been committed if the family are happy with the verdict.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

Lanky Yokel

A local villager that doesn’t like ‘outsiders’ entering ‘their village’ usually believes everything that the authorities tell them, without applying any logical thinking or common sense. Enter the village at your own risk.

Lanky Yokel: Of course it’s possible for someone to drown in a shallow river and go unnoticed by ‘expert’ divers, sonar, sniffer dogs, drones, and members of the public for 23 days.

by MB_NB July 9, 2023

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023