lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005

luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 12, 2006

Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 08, 2019

ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 05, 2006

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 05, 2016

East Lancs

The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester

calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!

by Caiman December 30, 2004

lance bass

Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.

Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.

by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006