Lana

A female name for a person who is extroverted and has a good sense of humor.
Lanas mostly have a fit body and a nice round booty.
Lanas are smart but in their own way.

That Lana had a really fat butt

by Martin Dickens November 21, 2021

Lana

Lana has a huge dick.

Person A: Wow Lana's dick is so big!!
Person B: I wish mine was so huge :(

by notlanajuric12345 November 21, 2021

Lana

lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe

Lana will come for you if you disagree

by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021

Lana

L: Likes to goof around and make dad jokes
A: Apparently the shows and movies you recommend are added to her “watch list”

N: Nice, caring, and a beautiful human being
A: An expert on any beauty or skin care related issues. Like she should be a dermatologist fr

All in all, Lana is a joy to be around and very resourceful. Blunt in a funny way, finds humor in everything. Questionable taste when it comes to memes/shows/movies but occasionally would recommend a good show or send a good meme. Got any skin care question? Ask Lana. Want a good spot to go eat or do anything? Ask Lana. Have a quantum physics question? Ask Lana. May we all have a Lana in our lives.

A: “have you ever met a bad Lana?”

B:”nah”
A:”hey man we’re planning this heist we need a good plan”

B: “let me ask lana”

by IBrahimbby November 22, 2021

Lana

So hot and sexy oh my goodness hey Lana jahahahahahahahahah #lol

Wow look at Lana today they are looking so #lol

by Myymymymymymymtiudusua November 23, 2021

Lana

Lana...In words that your human celebrity can understand, PERFECTION. She is a person higher than all of us humans, a goddess, a heavenly presence worthy of an Angel, if any doubt, the most beautiful woman not only on earth if not all of us. Her treatment with people before her makes her worth more than a diamond found on another planet, she is the balance of the entire solar system and sell it to the one that she gives him the privilege of having her immense and pleasant affection.

Lana She is unique, perfect, goddess, beautiful, she is a princess, she is everything for A.

by SoyAllan November 23, 2021

Lana

In words that your human celebrity can understand, PERFECTION, She is a person higher than all of us humans, a goddess, a heavenly presence worthy of an Angel, if any doubt, the most beautiful woman not only on earth if not all of us. The treatment of her with people before she makes her worth more than a diamond found on another planet, she is the balance of the entire solar system and sell it is the one that she gives him the privilege of having hers immense and nice darling

Lana is: She's not something, it's all, friends, understand, it's all, it's EVERYTHING but if she is a special beautiful too tender and kind, she adores her like a star

by SoyAllan November 23, 2021