Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

lampin'

lighting or smoking a joint

Answer to "whatcha doin tonight?"
We be lampin'

by greg November 20, 2003

lamming

to lam.

1. The act of ringing a bell in a loud and obscene manner.

2. To play the bass guitar and slowly lose your clothes into various pieces of stage equipment.

also lammed, lammer, lammery.

That bell took a lamming it will never forget.

I lammed all of my clothes during a 15-minute bass solo. Hand me that sock.

by Abort Rumor Zed July 23, 2005

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013

Lumping

When a man wears pants that are too small for him, and he puts his package on one side of the seam. The effect this has is of a large lump going partially down the side of one of the pant legs.

The opposite of flossing.

From the verb "To Lump"

Dude, Scott wore those pants that are a size too small for him yesterday, and decided on lumping it. I almost threw up.

by Jerry Moonmixe Fondelo January 18, 2008

cold lampin'

hanging out doing nothing; not unlike a lamp which does not move

yeah, we be lampin'

by veeman January 6, 2003

Lamming

Starting ten Facebook chats with anyone and everyone and making it seem like you want to have a conversation with them but leaving all of a sudden, typically by using the excuse of "brb pooping", "brb driving", or "brb league"

A: Dude, Nathan just chatted me!
B: Wait, are you sure he's not lamming you?
A: Nah we have important stuff to talk about
...
A: Wait, nvm he just left the convo to go poo. He was lamming.

by Lamming June 29, 2014