lay the wood

To attack or threaten physical aggressiveness toward another person. A metaphor for hitting a person with a melee weapon or other hand held item specifically consisting of wood (i.e. a bat or 2x4). Can also be phrased in a general context as "laying some wood." Not to be confused with the sexual innuendo of "laying pipe."
"Don't make me come over there and lay the wood on you, asshole."
by Heavy1974 November 10, 2009
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laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.
Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.
by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
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Laying the Scunion

Laying the Scunion can mean a multitude of things. The most general definition is as follows: To completely and utterly fuck shit up.
Hey man, what are you doing tonight? I don't know man..... probably gonna be laying the scunion.
by hey man325152 March 26, 2010
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D-Lai

Someone who loves the datas. Prone to repetition and getting the answer he wants to hear. They have been known to drink abnormal amounts of cranberry juice.
Our new data analyst is a real D-Lai.
by Dlai June 27, 2007
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lay low

Take a powder for awhile, find an isolated area where you know noone & hide out
After her boyfriend dumped her & she lost her job, she wanted to lay low.
by TMFT. August 05, 2005
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lay game

Synonimous with spit game, using one's skills to persuade the desired person to give one their phone number, a blow job, ass play, or some other prize
Nash was trying to lay game all night with those magic tricks of his, but all the ladies were disgusted when he asked them to hold his little red balls.
by Playa N April 21, 2006
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Lay Away

To put a member of the opposite sex on reserve for a future sexual encounter; Emphasis on Lay.
"So you tappin' that?"
"Nah, she's only seventeen, I've got her on Lay Away"
by Marcus N. December 15, 2007
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