New Labour

A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.

I voted for New Labour in the hope that they'd do some good in the country.

by Angus Prune April 17, 2003

new labour

The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.

"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO


LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

by Flibble June 6, 2005

labradog

1. Term used to describe dogs that are generic labrador mixes. Also used to describe dogs that people claim are purebred labs but are clearly not, or if they are purebred, they are really ugly.
2. Every unidentified mixed breed dog that people just automatically label as a lab mix.

Example 1: Here's a picture of Molly's new dog! She bought it from some guy on craigslist! OMG it's a purebred lab!!

No, man, that's a labradog.

Example 2: I just went to the dog park and there were so many labradogs there.

by vangoghbot May 13, 2009

new labour

Class traitor thatcherites

Most of tony blair and his cronies make thatcher look like a social reformer.

by black flag June 24, 2004

labophile

A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.

There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.

Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.

by teh maleman December 26, 2008

Laborious

When one is intoxicated to the point of becoming work for those around them.

Guy 1 "How come you bounced early last night?

Guy 2 "Mark was laborious as fuck last night, tried to jump of a bridge."

Guy 1 "Straight labor party."

by AbradolphLincler July 1, 2011

Labour Day Special

Engaging in sexual intercourse with your superior in the workplace.

Employee: You wanted to see me Mrs. Applesauce?
Employer: Henry, do know what a labour day special is?
Employee: No ma'am
Employer: You're about to find out. Lock the door.

by Dr. Whelan September 22, 2010