Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details

I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 25, 2008

eating corn the long way

Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.

-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"

-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.

-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!

by C-Money and The Hauss-man December 23, 2013

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

Loongo

It is any word you can think of just say it and it can be anyword

What just happend that was pretty loongo if you ask me

by Pual Shaikun March 2, 2019

Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

by STEAAAAAAK July 24, 2009

Long ass week

Having a very bad week or dragged out week that never seems to end.

I had a long ass week, I'm glad its over.

by Nichole McKnight September 22, 2009

long mover

Pseudo-Britishism for "snake" or "serpent". Coined on The Mighty Boosh.

Bob Fossil: "You know, the windy man, the long mover." (specifically referring to a python)

by joebobby July 22, 2011