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Ill literate

1) The purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -OR-
2) The unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone buttons without auto correct

(*Not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
"John just texted me, 'I b thr 8 tmrw bring beer'... Damn, he's so ill literate!"

My Friend's Facebook status reads: "dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $."

... I can't understand this ill literate shit!
by BeckyMoMecky September 12, 2012
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Literate Spam Guild

The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.
Noob: i wnt 2 join the LSG!
Literate Spam Guild Member: NO WAY, NOOB.
by Dirtay Emo Bunny December 8, 2007
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Literaturely

Relating to a literary work. As used in the phrase figuratively and literaturely coined by author Deborah Joan Jones in her poem titled, Lit.
I felt the torment of the poem both figuratively and literaturely.
by Bee Sixx May 24, 2021
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LiteratureDesk

idiot 1: who's literaturedesk
idiot 2: he got to the 7th to last jump on an unreal
idiot 1: wow
by Thje Wall August 2, 2023
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Literaturees

/lit-ruh-chuh-reez/
Plural noun.
Definition: Students or scholars devoted to the study, interpretation, and celebration of literature, especially with a passion for literary artistry and language.
eg. “The Literaturees met in the candlelit library, discussing Keats like he was their roommate.”
by Lairella July 12, 2025
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Literaturely

British slang (involving people)
*John cena breast milking a cat into a babies mouth*

The cat: “you’re are breast milking my cat breasts”

John: “*drumstrick commercial moment* Oi mate lemme bum a fag off yee nan”

me nan: “literaturely minging”
by Doomguy44 July 13, 2025
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