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lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.
I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.
by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010
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Laclede's

A Saint Louis University bar where underclassmen go to meet up and to find someone to fornicate with. The bar is old, dingy, and the bathrooms reek of urine and vomit. Do not worry if you are not of legal drinking age, simply bring a baseball card to show the bouncer and you will be able to get in. If not, take your drunken self around the building and climb the metal fence, or sneak in through an open window. Laclede's is the perfect place for drunken canoodling. May also be referred to as "La's" or "Lala's".
Man, I'm so wasted... it's almost midnight, let's head to Laclede's.

God damn, what happened last night at Laclede's?

You don't have a fake? It's okay, we're only going to La's.
by ShmartyPants February 19, 2011
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Laconic

An adjective used to describe individuals who are brief in speech and communication; some one who is quiet and answers questions and talks in short answers and sentences.

Laconic individuals get straight to the point, where in some instances people may misconstrue it as rudeness or creepiness.
Person: Have we met?
Laconic person: No.
Person: But you know me.
Laconic Person: I know of you. We haven't met.
Person: So how exactly do you know me?
Laconic Person: I see you.
Person: Where? In public or in advertisements?
Laconic Person: Yes.
Person: Which one?
Laconic Person: Both.
by Khamileon November 27, 2011
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black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.
5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."
by el viceo May 2, 2006
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Laci

Laci is a beautiful girl and is used to guys calling her HOT. She's thinks shes not that smart but ALOT of people tell her different. She's loyal AF and doesn't cheat. People may ask her out but she'll most likely day no unless it's the guy that she waiting on! She isn't fake unless she needs to be. And she's really emotional. Also A lot of people talk trash about her but she doesn't believe it cause she knows there just jealous.
Alex: have you seen that girl laci?
Tyler: He'll yeah she fine asf
by Anagla12 September 18, 2018
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lactose intolerant

Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.
by xxyuli September 3, 2006
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Lacto Vegetarian

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007
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