Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008

killer diller

A musician that really plays all out. Especially a horn player. From the big band era.

Man, he's really killer diller on that trumpet.

by chalk757 July 28, 2004

keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013

Zodiac Killer

ted cruz

knock knock get the door it's ted cruz the zodiac killer

by simplymemelogical May 13, 2016

Kitten Killer

A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.

Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".

Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".

Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".

Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".

by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023

cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.

Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).

by Damn Damn Danno October 10, 2005

killer heels

"killer heels" adj/n are a type of shoe that one could kill with -- physically, mentally and emotionally. they are described as heels that usually have at least a 4 inch stiletto (very thin heel, only recommended for experienced professionals) and are 'high fashion' (expen$ive). The shoe must be ridiculously sexy, stunning and an instant eye-catcher.

"I just bought some killer heels at Saks Fifth Avenue!"

"Five inch killer heels and heavy make up never fails to make me feel like a tranny!"

"I was wearing my killer heels today and stopped traffic. Killer!"

by lymari January 20, 2009