kronurgy

The manipulation of time, or "time magic." Includes time travel, freezing time, changing the speed of time, and changing the effects of time on an object or organism (like speeding up aging, weathering, or chemical reactions). Also spelled "chronurgy." Derived from Kronos/Chronus, a Titan in Greek mythology who could manipulate time

Coined by twitter user @wisteriabigsur in early 2024.

"Wizards often use kronurgy to ensure they are never late to the function."

by mrmngrl July 5, 2024

Kroger Krank

When you go to a Kroger parking lot and jizz on the shopping cart handles

You wanna go Kroger krank later today?

by Timmeew December 27, 2024

koner

sexually assaulting a women

Yeah that horrible person did a koner

by assaodsaj January 25, 2025

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

Chase Kroberger

The biggest snowflake of all time

Imagine being such a chase Kroberger that you blocked someone who hurt your feelings

by Gayfag78123 August 10, 2020

El Kroger

Any Mexican restaurant located in a shopping center whose name anchor tenant is Kroger.

El Kroger is the best place for tacos. I ordered an absurd amount of queso on the side.

by Biff1992 August 12, 2023

Ben Schäfer Kroyer

A little person with no skills in basketball. He is very ugly and very stupid

He is like Ben Schäfer Kroyer

by Ben_Sucks May 16, 2022