Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.

He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.

by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011

wet koala

when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear

I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala

by mike temple April 22, 2014

Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 October 9, 2008

Koala Bear

A loving nickname for a special someone that is one of a kind. The light and love of my life, without him I would be completely lost. The most kind hearted and special person I have ever meant and without a doubt the one I will spend the rest of my life with. He is my world and always has been. I love him with all my heart and I am so happy to call him my one and only. He is perfect in every single way and I never want to be without him.

I love my Koala Bear

Koala Bear always has a home

by KelseyyL April 1, 2013

caramello koala

When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.

"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"

"caramello koala me"

by Its Me Lenny May 21, 2009

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023