Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.

He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.

by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011

wet koala

when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear

I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala

by mike temple April 22, 2014

Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 October 9, 2008

Koala Bear

A loving nickname for a special someone that is one of a kind. The light and love of my life, without him I would be completely lost. The most kind hearted and special person I have ever meant and without a doubt the one I will spend the rest of my life with. He is my world and always has been. I love him with all my heart and I am so happy to call him my one and only. He is perfect in every single way and I never want to be without him.

I love my Koala Bear

Koala Bear always has a home

by KelseyyL April 1, 2013

caramello koala

When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.

"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"

"caramello koala me"

by Its Me Lenny May 21, 2009

Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023

Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.

That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.

by AllRu June 16, 2022